ALIEN SHOWDOWN

I started watching this pre-COVID Hysteria movie at predawn today, Friday, May 3rd, 2024, in bed 🛏️ via my cellphone's 🤳 TUBI Streaming App.

Scene Commentaries:

This movie, aka AMERICAN COWBOYS VS. ALIENS ( 2018 ), capitalizes on the underperformance of the Daniel Craig movie, COWBOYS & ALIENS ( 2011 ), which only netted about 12 million dollars at the Box Office. We'll see how this one goes .... 

The nun is stroking the crucifix as if she's admiring The Body of Christ. O ... Kay.  😏

The poster says, "Wanted: Dead or Alive." So, just shoot him right away! There's that saying here in the trigger-happy States, "If you point a gun at someone, you had better use it!"

What happened to rifle guy Bounty Hunter?  🤷‍♂️

People are chasing after you for the reward money. Why are you sitting on the fallen tree, loading your black powder revolver, where they could easily spot you?  🤷‍♂️

It was either one of these, or the 

popular 1847 Colt Walker,

which  was  used

in this movie.

None of them used flap holsters which 

suggests that their revolvers were

used in dry weather conditions.

Otherwise, their revolvers

would have been kept

in flap holsters and 

sealed with

grease &

wax.

I haven't found an image of the 

1847 Colt Walker yet.

So alien scout guy travels the universe in search of planets that its Race can conquer. But it seriously needs to work on its landing skills! Couldn't his own Race send out a scout that's a better pilot?  🤷‍♂️

Alien scout guy has a fancy armored bodysuit but his Do-Rag is literally a Tattered Rag!  🤷‍♂️

Whether he's wearing a Codpiece or a Cup Protector, it's not a good idea to kick him in the crotch!

When your life is in peril, it's best to lie down under the shade of a tree and wax poetic?  🤷‍♂️

Why do those surveillance cameras, that are facing the gate and are attached to tree trunks, just sweep up and down instead of from side to side?  🤷‍♂️

How nice it must be to just leave your jacket and your handbag out on the front porch without a care in the world. Don't they have Porch Pirates?  🤷‍♂️

There are no little kids around to read to. Yes, your Italian accent is pleasing to listen to. But do you really have to read the diary out loud?  🤷‍♂️

Hey, alien scout guy, that's quite a Yuge sippy straw that you've got there! Seriously, though, drinking the brook water might just end up giving you Diarrhea! You don't believe this Earthling, do you?  🤷‍♂️

Hey, cabin lady! There are literally 3 Grizzly Bears 🐻 lurking about in your immediate area. Why are you obliviously just sauntering by AND singing to yourself without carrying a revolver?  🤷‍♂️

How odd that she'd have super firm breasts even though she didn't seem to be the kind who'd wear a corset. Why would the director use a woman, no matter how beautiful and bold she is, for a mid 1850s nude scene, who obviously had a boob job done?  🤷‍♂️

And isn't that snow melt water 🥶 that she wants to bathe in?  🤷‍♂️

Well, it was either the woman or the bears as a yummy mammalian snack.  🤤  I guess that fake mammaries are better tasting to such an alien.  🤷‍♂️

The butt-naked puny alien is a time-travelling Peeping Tom pervert?!?!?!  🤷‍♂️

The alien's rifle is some sort of a "Gatling Gun."  Why doesn't it run out of ammo?  🤷‍♂️

Pray to God for help. But don't forget to take those extra 👉muzzle loading👈 BLACK POWDER REVOLVERS with you! 🤦‍♂️  Okay ...?  🤷‍♂️

The alien scout guy is not only a bad pilot but also a bad shooter❗🤦‍♂️❓🤷‍♂️

Now, do you see what happens if you leave your handbag, with your set of house keys in it, out on the porch when some butt-naked puny alien Peeping Tom pervert is lurking around?  🤷‍♂️

Hey, soldier boy, you just went past the area where you don't have Security Clearance! 😠 And why do you get to run up that hill without having to plod through snow unlike scientist lady has to?  🤷‍♂️

Mr. Reinhardt, your skeleton doesn't look like how a normal human skeleton does. I know from your Arnold Schwarzenegger accent that you're an alien, too. But, EXACTLY what kind of alien are you?  🤷‍♂️

Could it be that preying on a woman with fake boobies( in the words Arnie ) slowed down the reflexes of alien scout pilot guy?  🤷‍♂️

Why didn't he aim the weapon at the unprotected alien's face?  🤷‍♂️

The rock looks like a potato! 🥔 Was this movie's scene filmed in Idaho?  🤷‍♂️

Why does his cowboy 🤠 hat stay put like it has been Crazy Glued to his head?  🤷‍♂️

Back in the day, The Ending Credits would list the names of female extras who did nude scenes like this: "Nude bathing woman," etc. Why don't they do that anymore?  🤷‍♂️ Has it got something to do with the advent of AI Beauty Pageants?  🤷‍♂️  Where contestants are expected to be PERFECT & Blemish-Free, to the delight of the whole World's InCels ( Involuntarily Celibate---Unlucky in the dating department  )❗😍❗

👉 https://youtu.be/RyeBwNSFSPE?si=enYKek_WQ0q2fMzD

InCels are so overjoyed that they are mail-ordering their own sex dolls now and are rushing to the nearest store to buy a year's supply of Lotions & Tissues ❗😜❗To them, who needs all of that drama, body odor, capriciousness, expenses and sexually transmittable diseases from Venus Flytrap baby mommas? 🤷‍♂️  Practice Safe Sex everyday, in its very Literal SENSE, until you get really good at it before you venture out into the Dating World!  😁 😁 😁

And I hope to God that there'll be an AI Beauty Pageant on Presidential Election Day this November! So that Libertard InCels will be too busy in their parents' homes' basements with their "voting✊ hand" to bother to go out and vote❗🤞❗

For the life of me, I can't find the Box Office results for this movie, both in the years 2013 & 2018!  🤷‍♂️

Tidbits:

I installed a Pedometer app, a Weather app and a Flashlight app on my new back-up 'Phone. And I took it for a walk last night and logged-in 7,905 steps ( not counting the 193 steps on my main 'Phone ) in 1h & 12m for a distance of 3.4 miles/5.5 km, to burn 276.4 Kcal at a walking speed of 2.8 mph/4.5 kph. 

The flashlight 🔦 app is not as strong. BUT it has an SOS function as well as 5 Levels 🎚️ of Strobe Light function, just in case I get attacked by LOW-LIFE Punks who happen to be Epileptic. What a Disco Dance show that would be! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I also went to the Neighborhood Wal-Mart's to buy a 32 oz ( 946 ml ) bottle of 91% Isopropyl Alcohol for 1st aid, some Cheese, and a bag of Oroweat  Keto Hotdog Buns; and a 12 oz ( 340 g ) bag of Mac's Golden Cracklings Butcher's Cut Double Cooked Pork Rinds to satisfy my craving before the night was over.

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Today, I went to GOIN' POSTAL to get my Jury Summons Notice to Appear before the banana republic-appointed kangaroo court, 2-tier INJUSTICE SYSTEM's "judge".

Then, I went to J&R Mini Mart to buy some Lotto tickets.

I followed it by going to 2 banks for some transactions.

On my way to the 1st bank, some blm almost hit my car because he didn't stop 🛑 at the intersection!

There were a lot of people in line at the bank because it was the 1st of the month 2 days ago and it's a Friday, too!

On my way to the 2nd bank, some idiot cut me off to get to the Left Turn 🚦 lane. And he ran a Red Light because he knew that he cut me off. We looked at each other as he drove in the opposite direction❗

There was nobody in line when I got to the other bank since it was just minutes before their 5:00 p.m. closing time.

At the intersection in front of the Dollar General Store, a guy on a white sport bike was waiting to make a left turn on Tuolumne Street. I should have taken a picture of him because of his customized helmet. He had on what I could only describe as an ORANGE colored Tickle Me Elmo slip-on sleeve:

Imagine either one in Orange color.

"It's all fun and games until" the bike 🏍️ slips from under you or you rear-end the car in front of you at the light. Then, you realize that you now stick out like a Sore Thumb in front of every witness to the accident! Yup, "been there, done that!"

The first Dollar General Store that I saw

was in Michigan. There are plenty of 

them there. There are also quite a

few Dollar Tree Stores, too.

Finally, I went to the Dollar General Store, on the corner of Tennessee & Tuolumne Streets, for the 1st time in over a decade to see what they have to offer. They are pricier than 99-Cents Only Store and the Dollar Tree Store. Their prices are more in the range of those that you'll find at a Grocery Outlet Bargain Market, which is just slightly lower than the prices at Wal-Mart's. They have some nice Pocket T-shirts. But I just went there to buy a store brand 120 count 81 mg Baby Aspirin for my Heart.

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Here are the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to the United States 

for winning in 2nd place!

🇺🇲🥈🇺🇸

❗❗

Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 3rd place!

🇮🇱🥉🇮🇱

❗❗

And congrats to China & Germany 

for tying in 4th place!

🇨🇳🏅🇩🇪

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in this latest 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁   🛣️   🏎️

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COLOMBIANA, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 47 min )

where:  AMC STAR GRAND RAPIDS 18 in Grand Rapids, MI
when:  Thursday, September 8ht, 2011
show:  2:05 p.m.
costs:  $4.50 Ticket + $4.25 small Zero Coke = $8.75
auditorium:  10
seat:  6th row, 6th seat


synopsis/overview:  A little girl witnesses the execution of her parents and vows revenge on the mob boss responsible for her parents' deaths.  


noteworthy scenes:  1.) Microchip; 2.) The chase; 3.) Manhole; 4.) Embassy; 5.) "My passport"; 6.) Uncle Emilio ( Cliff Curtis ); 7.) "Whose room did I sleep in"; 8.) "I want to be a killer"; 9.) First lesson; 10.) Drunk driver; 11.) The jail; 12.) Calling card; 13.) Laundromat; 14.) "It's an orchid"; 15.) Trap; 16.) "File a formal request with the agency"; 17.) "We're not looking for a woman.  It's not possible"; 18.) Questions; 19.) "I shouldn't have done this"; 20.) Library; 21.) Picture; 22.) Trace; 23.) Church; 24.) Match Identification, 100%; 25.) "What picture"; 26.) Bombs; 27.) Garage; 28.) Executions; 29.) "This won't take long"; 30.) "Can't or won't"; 31.) Floor plans; 32.) "Expect the unexpected"; 33.) RPG ( rocket-propelled grenade ); 34.) It's Cataleya ( Zoe Saldana ); 35.) Eat; and 36.) Forty seconds.


favorite scene:  I liked the "drunk driver" scene.

audience reaction:  N/A.  I was the only one in the auditorium.

recommendation:  It's a good enough Action Movie--and Zoe Saldana is beautiful and sexy.  No other reasons are needed to go see this movie, for you guys out there who are Action Movie fans.

spoiler alert!  After the bad guy got his hand "nailed" to the table by the knife, he could still have pushed at the table to pin his attacker down.  That manhole cover was at least 250 pounds in weight.  There was no way that the little girl could have pushed the manhole cover off!  Children in this country are fingerprinted; and the government had young Cataleya's  name and fingerprints.   So, why were the FBI and the CIA unable to track her down early on?  There were a lot of witnesses at the street shooting yet nobody was able to give the cops a description of the shooter. She should have followed the RPG with another one seconds later while they were still dazed and confused.  In a fight-to-the-death, always fight a dirty fight and finish it quick--which the two combatants didn't do at all.  And shoot first, talk later!  The bad guy could have gotten out of the car before the command was given.  After all that had transpired, the FBI and/or the CIA still didn't give the boyfriend her real name, that he had to ask her for it ...?  Does that make sense to you at all?

fyi:  On my 15th birthday, a family friend gave me a 110-pound barbell set as a present.  I soon lifted weights without a spotter/trainer and without the benefit of training books and proper equipment.  This was way back when weightlifting was not yet a popular exercise form so that very little attention was paid to its proper lifting techniques.

One day a couple of months later, I finally felt strong enough to overhead press 100 pounds.  I lifted it up overhead, straining and shaking as I went along, and was able to press it all the way up--but I heard/felt a snap in my back:  I dislocated my lower back because of poor lifting technique and because I didn't wear a weightlifting belt ( Heck, I didn't even know back then that there was such a thing as a weightlifting  belt )!

The point that I'm making is that the little girl couldn't have moved the manhole cover all by her tiny self, especially while she was standing on a rung and holding onto another rung inside the manhole.

Zoe Saldana has the kind of figure that I drool all over.

word of advice:  "Beautiful but Deadly" is not without merit.

Revenge is sweet.

tidbits:  I left my sister's house at around 8:40 a.m. because the cleaning lady was scheduled to arrive at around that time.  I drove down 6 Mile Road, a country road, with an average speed of 50 miles per hour because there was no posted speed limit anywhere.  Some guy in a black SUV was obviously in a hurry because, soon enough, he was tail-gating me.  When I made a right turn on Alpine Avenue NW, he cut me off!  What an idiot!

I decided to have breakfast at IHOP ( International House of Pancakes ) but I changed my mind at the last minute.  So, I whiled the time away by going to ...

MacDonald's Restaurant

the MacDonald's Restaurant on Alpine Avenue NW ( across Alpine Avenue NW from IHOP ) to have a # 3 Breakfast Meal, ( Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit )  with a cup of Decaf.  I brought along my niece's Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Encyclopedia of the Bizarre, 2002, to finish reading it.  It's 308 pages long and, believe it or not, it has got many misspellings, multiple entries on some subjects, and grammatical errors!  Ha, ha, ha.  ( Like I'm qualified enough to judge .... )

Anyway ...

As I was drinking my Decaf, the cup reminded me that MacDonald's has a free Wi-Fi service!  Of course! how could I forget this.  Duh!  Next time I visit my sister here in Michigan, I will be sure to bring my laptop with me so I can keep current on my blog posts.

The strange thing about this restaurant's location is that it is in a ...

Sam's Club on Alpine Avenue NW in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Sam's Club parking lot which is directly across a side street from a ...

Super Wal-Mart across the street from Sam's Club on Alpine Avenue NW in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Super Wal-Mart!  I know that Wal-Mart specializes in "Cut-Throat" competition, but what I didn't know is that it doesn't mind slitting its own throat!

Oh, before I forget, it is worth mentioning that if you go to Michigan, or Indiana ( for that matter ), forget about looking for Toilet Seat Liners in the public restrooms 'cause you won't find any!  Bring your own toilet seat liners--and maybe a can of Lysol Disinfectant!  Ha, ha, ha.

The men's room at MacDonald's.  What's missing in this picture?  Yup, you guessed it: No toilet seat liners.

After having my breakfast at MacDonald's, I headed-on to the ...

on Alpine Avenue NW to buy a 20 oz. bottle of  Orange-flavored Powerade, a pair of socks and a pack of Hawaiian Punch Lemon-Berry Squeeze "singles-to-go" drink mix.

By the way, not only are there Dollar Tree stores in Michigan, there are also Dollar General and Family Dollar stores there, too.  In fact, there's a town where all three chain stores are all just a few blocks away from each other down a main street!

Then, I got back on Alpine Avenue NW to make a left on 4 Mile Road to go buy some stuff at a store.

This is Alpine Avenue NW near its intersection with 4 Mile Road.

This is 4 Mile Road near its intersection with Alpine Avenue NW.  The Plumb's shopping center is just up ahead on the right side.

Did you notice something strange about these two streets shown above?  They don't have pedestrian sidewalks!  A lot of the streets in Grand Rapids, MI, don't have sidewalks.  Maybe I should give Ripley's Believe It Or Not! a call.

I went to the Rite-Aid Drug Store on 4 Mile Road to buy a Hot Rod Magazine.  But they didn't  have it.  So, I walked next door to the Plumb's Grocery Store and bought it.

This is the left side entrance to Plumb's Grocery Store.  The park bench where I sat yesterday and where I sat today is just behind the shopping carts.

I bought this magazine at Plumb's and stood it up on the park bench to take this photo.  I personally know the owner of one of these featured hot-rods, which is why I bought a copy--he had ran-out of copies to give away.

While at Plumb's Grocery Store, I also bought a strawberry popsicle, a Faygo Strawberry soda and a Faygo Grape soda ( 20 oz. each ), and some bananas.  Then, I went out to the park bench to eat my popsicle and drink some soda while I read some of the articles in the Hot Rod Magazine.  After some time had passed, I called my sister's office to let her know that I won't be home until after 4 o'clock because I had to go somewhere.

I went to a shopping center ...

to eat first at ...

where I had the # 3 $2.00 Deal, a Gordita Supreme.  I haven't been to Taco Bell in a long time because they charged too much for their meals, in my opinion.  But now that they have their "$2.00 Deals" I think I will patronize Taco Bell once again.

Then, it was off to the movies for me.

As soon as I bought my movie ticket, I asked the ticket clerk where they displayed the skimpy dress that Cameron Diaz wore in the movie, THE MASK ( 1994 ), so that I could take a picture of it and post it on my blog.  Since I didn't take a picture of it last year when I was here with my niece and sister for the KARATE KID movie.  The clerk told me that someone broke the display case and stole it!  It was a replica dress, however, not the original one--which probably explained why the dress was on the Very Petite side in the first place ( Or maybe it was just accidentally left in the dryer for way too long.  Hmm .... ).

Behind this floor display was where the Cameron Diaz dress was kept in a glass display case.

This glass display case holds memorabilia from the JERRY MAGUIRE  ( 1996 ) movie.

And this glass display case holds memorabilia from the movie, TO DIE FOR ( 1995 ).

After the movie, I came upon two elderly couples standing in front of the movie poster for KILLER ELITE.  One little old lady said that she loves Jason Statham.  And one of the elderly gentlemen said that he was a "driver" in the TRANSPORTER movies.  But none of them could remember his name, somehow; even though it was listed on the movie poster, itself.  I didn't volunteer the information though because I didn't want to butt-in on their personal conversation.  And I truly felt sorry for the little old lady's date because he has got quite a competition in Jason Statham.  Of course, I say this without knowing what kind of females Jason is seriously into!

Special Announcement:  The next few movie reviews will be just brief summaries since I'm really way behind in my blog posts!