DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE ( 2024 )

I went to see this "2024 Presidential Election must be right around the corner because the content moderator is once again restricting access to my movie blogsite" movie at the Century 14 Vallejo, here in Vallejo, CA yesterday, August 13th, 2024, An All Day Bargain Tuesday. The price of admission was $6.50. And I brought a packet of Dole Strawberry 🍓 Pineapple 🍍 to flavor my 20 oz ( 591 ml ) bottle of iced Dasani Water.

Auditorium 7, B-9

I accidentally discovered this

optional function tonight!

It makes it so much 

easier  to  see

the seats.

Scene Commentaries:

I first saw this movie at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA on July 30th @ 5:40 p.m., in-between KYLE, KYLE CROCODILE and LONGLEGS but was overwhelmed by the multiverse timeline and cameo appearances❗ Therefore, I had to see it again!  😕

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Wolverine's grave. 🙁

"There are 206 Bones in the Human Body." I had 210 according to a doctor ( before I lost some of my Teeth ). But there are a rare few who actually have 212 Bones❗🤯❗Since Moses wrote 613 Commandments, let's see where these numbers fit:

The 613, by Archie Rand

As you can see, Deadpool violated the 206th Commandment in his 1st fight scene alone! 😁 😁 😁  With more to come ....   😒

But does it mean that I, myself, am exempt from Commandment # 212? 😏 

Bones have a Biblical significance:

And this movie is ultimately about

close family relationships.

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The job interview for a superhero position.  😃

The car test drive.  😀

"It's a 'Hair System.'"  😒

The snap-on wig.  😄  There actually was a doctor who came up with a snap-on wig! He demonstrated it on himself in the news. I thought that it was a good idea. But I'm not sure if the human scalp will have any adverse reaction to it. 😕  If not, it would be more convenient and better than having to mess with wig hair glue❗  😐

"I am Marvel Jesus."  🙄

"Why is Thor crying?"  😆

"No Camel Toe." For a Canadian, he sure got it wrong! It's MOOSE KNUCKLES, not Camel Toe❗🤨❗

"An Anchor Being."  😳

"Get my country's name out of your f()€king mouth!"  😠

"The Cavillrine!"  🤩  

👉 https://screenrant.com/henry-cavill-wolverine-mcu-debut-zack-snyder-downside/

"Mary Lou Retton."  😃  Mary Lou was the Darling Girl in the '80s! This Deadpool quip points to the fact that Wolverine in the comic books is a short guy ( almost a foot [30.5 cm] shorter than Hugh Jackman )! They could've picked me, Cine-Man, for the part❗ ☹️❗

"I have a black belt in Karen."  🥋 

"Rest in peace, FOX."  😆

"We can fix your world together."  😶

"We don't know that guy."  😅

"Behold the head of your Queen Furiosa!"  😂

"In The Void, you're either food or you work for her."  😧

"Your fingers are in me, but not in a good way."  😜

When Wolverine and Deadpool jetted off, why didn't Cassandra Nova bring them crashing down to the ground❓ 🤷‍♂️

X-23.  😐

Dogpool❗  🤢  If you let that dog lick your face, then surely you won't mind having an ugly woman, with questionable Oral Hygiene, French ( Canadian ) Kiss 😛 you and slobber all over your face ❗🤮❗

"It's okay, I identify as feminine."  🙃

The Honda Odyssey fight scene! 😲

"Who's your dialect coach, the Minions?"  🤣

"You were always the wrong guy."  😳

Logan's memory.  😶‍🌫️

Juggernaut's helmet.

Dr. Strange's ring.  😯

"That feels like a Kia."  😁

"Jesus, just ask sometimes!"  😀

"Welcome to the Skull F()€K, Paradox. She doesn't wash her hands."  😆

"A lot of you."  😳

"You're really God's Idiot, aren't you?"  🤨

"I get to kill a hundred of yous. F()€k, I'm ready!" 😡

"Motherf()€ker, I wish I was deaf!"  👩🏿‍🦯

"I guess these ones regenerate."  🤪

Peter.  😃

"It's like Batman but he can move his head."  😆

"You didn't lie. You made an educated wish."  🙄

"Your universe is regenerating."  🙂

"Sometimes, the people we save, save us right back."  👌

There are outtakes during the Ending Credits, and right after it:

"And you can quote me on that!"  👍

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The audience enjoyed this movie. But ...  🧐

this movie borders on the NC-17 rating for Bloodshed---Lots and lots of it❗ And they actually had little brats watching this movie❗😱❗Why were they allowed to see this movie ❓ 🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️  Failed Parenting, perhaps❓🤨❓I guess that video games have FULLY Desensitized brats to such displays of violence❗ 😒❗

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I had to do a double take when I saw this movie poster while I was doing my walk in the theatre hallways 3 Tuesdays ago:

Because I thought that it is a poster for the upcoming DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE movie! James McAvoy is a dead ringer for Hugh Jackman in this poster! But he doesn't have a cameo appearance in the Marvel Multiverse movie! 😕

Tidbits:

Since I mentioned Genesis 2:23 above, this is where Scripture stands on marriage between Man & Woman as practiced here in the United States starting in 1607 until the 1930s:

👉 https://www.facebook.com/reel/2822309694589907?mibextid=9drbnH

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I was so busy going through and filtering News Feeds that I wasn't able to do my daily walk for 2 consecutive days! And I even lost lots of sleep because of it ( 'not a good thing to do if you have T-2 Diabetes and/or Heart Failure ) and had to make up for it❗ 😴  ❗

Well, I remedied that problem today:

9.30 kilometers 

8.96 km

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DEMON-crats are waging Lawfare against Robert Kennedy Jr. in new york because they're afraid that he'll split the votes❗🤬❗

👉 https://youtu.be/BLL3lkZ1eQU?si=lKHTQZGMUHj1nJYQ

Since RFK Jr. is a better choice than either brandon or bj kammy❗

Pres. Trump & Elon Musk garnered One BILLION Views on X❗🤯❗

👉 https://youtu.be/CZt9SUtueHw?si=X-Xt_kKGw-aSZh_o

And there was/is a mass censorship attempt on it.

👇 https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/889522133017497/?mibextid=9drbnH

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The 3rd Temple construction:

👉 https://youtu.be/QrwnNau--es?si=rX0bd--VwDw0Ov6O

The prayer that saved an Israeli soldier in gaza:

👉 https://youtu.be/_hLRvmw7JT0?si=1qmojdW0kFsGec1u

Israeli soldier saved by God:

👉 https://youtu.be/uGbJsg3ZPFY?si=gLnUMN6mTVuuXapW

The nazis & the jihadists share an intense hatred of the Jews!

👉 https://youtu.be/Ka4Lz-u_BgY?si=Uwk3Y6iIMCCVTgT-

So, it doesn't make any sense at all to label Pres. Trump a nazi and PM Netanyahu a genocidaire!

The FAKEstenians stole from the Jews❗ 

👉 https://youtu.be/o1xhkNChyyU?si=pYG_z1QmJj0IbFJW

islam has a HATE Problem:

👉 https://youtu.be/3Bo8W3lf7mQ?si=oo2Asbp4D17sQe5t

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Play Ball!

👇 https://www.facebook.com/DanielArenson/videos/516228644263840/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

And, remember when you donate to a charity ...

👇 https://www.facebook.com/100001831609934/posts/pfbid05cKPf53NLK9J4eEQejTSE4MV6hXRAxrLv6ce5ZWBTiFB33zNSNTK9m1Q6d9wEuUol/?mibextid=NOb6eG

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Here are today's 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race winners. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Singapore for 

winning in 1st place! 

🎉🎇🏆🎆🎊

🇸🇬🥇🇸🇬

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Congratulations to Israel for 

winning in 2nd place!

🇮🇱🥈🇮🇱

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And congrats to Russia & the USA 

for tying in 3rd place!

🇷🇺🥉🇺🇲

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Here are Tuesday's 24-Hour Race winners:

Thanks to the countries that participated in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 🏁          🛣️          🏎️

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THE OTHER GUYS, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 47 min )

where: CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when: Friday, August 6th, 2010
show: 12:01 a.m. ( Midnight Show )
costs: $10.00 Ticket = $10.00
auditorium: 1
seat: 5th row, 4th seat

synopsis: Two pencil-pushing NYPD detectives, Gamble and Hoitz ( Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg ), investigating a "scaffolding permit violation", stumble upon what may just be the biggest crime committed in New York City.

noteworthy scenes: 1.) Car chase; 2.) Press conference; 3.) Police precinct; 4.) School of 800-pound tunas; 5.) Counseling; 6.) Desk pop; 7.) Wrecking ball; 8.) The Jump; 9.) Cop fight; 10.) Kidnap; 11.) Toyota Prius; 12.) Crime scene; 13.) Ershon's ( Steve Coogan ) lecture; 14.) Scaffolding permit; 15.) Abduction; 16.) Barefoot; 17.) Police Captain Gene Mauch's ( Michael Keaton ) office; 18.) Hot Wife, Sheila ( Eva Mendes ); 19.) Ex-girlfriend, Christinith's ( Natalie Zea ), house; 20.) Recorded message; 21.) Bar; 22.) Ballet studio; 23.) Sarcastic dancer; 24.) F.B.I.; 25.) Explosion; 26.) College pimp; 27.) Ershon's office; 28.) The bribes; 29.) Ambush; 30.) Freight train; 31.) Whistles; 32.) Dinner conversation; 33.) Dirty Mike ( Adam Mckay ) and The Boys; 34.) Drinking spree; 35.) S.E.C. office; 36.) Jumper; 37.) "Gator needs his gun ..."; 38.) Bed, Bath and Beyond; 39.) Lendl Global; 40.) The hide-out; 41.) Mother-in-Law ( Viola Harris ); 42.) High-speed chase; 43.) Classroom; 44.) Used car lot; 45.) Golf course; 46.) Wire transfer; 47.) Peacock; and 48.) Bonus scene after the Ending Credits.

audience reaction: The audience loved this parody "Buddy-Cop" Action Flick.

recommendation: I enjoyed this movie, too. Go see it if you're into Comedy and Action Films.

spoiler alert! The front of the car was hit, but I didn't see any steam shooting out from the radiator. If I were the bad guy shooter, I'd keep shooting at the windshield area because there is no way a cop can chase down a get-away car without looking through his windshield. Reckless endangerment of commuters, pedestrians and bus passengers abounded in the opening scene of this movie but at the press conference all that was mentioned was the 12 million dollars' worth of property damage! What about lawsuits? What about suspension and/or job termination? Okay, so we have a car covered in cocaine parked on top of a crime/murder victim--sounds like "Tampering with Evidence" to me! He thinks his wife is plain--is he nuts? When the SUV front-ended the Prius, the airbags didn't get activated. In the office shoot-out, all the bad guys were just standing around. With all the bullets flying around them, Gamble and Hoitz still managed to walk away unscathed. Why didn't the bad guys on stake-out not notice anything suspicious about Li'l Ol' Granny walking back and forth? How did the Prius end-up on the trailer in the used car lot? Just like Hoitz, I don't know the reason for Gamble's sex appeal. Will Ferrell plays like a "one-note" song: Monotonously boring; his approach to almost all of his comedy films is essentially the same. Granted, this movie has some laugh-out-loud scenes, but they were not all with Ferrell as the central character. He needs to broaden his comedic range.

fyi: I loved "The Jump", the Classroom and the Golf Course scenes.

Toyota should change its slogan to: " The best new cars make the worst recall cars."

People in the Philippines have been drinking citrus-flavored tea for as long as I can remember! Arnold Palmer doesn't really deserve the credit for this beverage concoction. Why don't they just call it, Flip ( the derogatory short for, Filipino ) Tea? Wait a minute, I believe that I just answered this question myself! What was I thinking ...?

word of advice: Watch the Ending Credits for the charts and notes on Ponzi Schemes and Bail-outs.

tidbits: I managed to switch schedules with someone at work so that I was able to leave at 10:30 p.m. and still have plenty of time to catch the midnight show. But not before swinging by the Burger King Restaurant at the Southampton Shopping Center in Benicia to grab a bite to eat. I ate my burger and fries right there in the darkened parking lot, along with a big piece of raw garlic ( I bought a bulb of garlic after clocking-out at work because I have an abscessed gum in the right molar area of my lower jaw and I needed something stronger than Listerine to kill the germs back in there between my cheek and teeth ). I usually can chew up to half a bulb of raw garlic whenever I am eating a lot of meat with no bad reaction whatsoever. But, tonight, even half a piece of the garlic was almost too much for me as it gave me a painful burning sensation in the affected/infected gum area and forced me to shed some tears, too! I had to "man-up" just to finish that one, single, solitary, lonely piece of garlic. Boy! that garlic sure helped to alleviate my condition--but I have until next Tuesday morning before I can be seen by my periodontist again. I hope that I can wait that long.

I swear, after I see my periodontist, I shall employ a more aggressive, pro-active approach to my oral hygiene.

newsflash! My DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS blog last Friday was posted the following day on a famous British comedian's fan club website: David Walliams News Newspage. David Walliams plays the part of the Swiss client, Mueller, in the movie. To be truthful, I never even heard of him before; and as I was watching his scenes in the movie, I was convincing myself that I was actually looking at a slimmed-down, face-lifted Val Kilmer sporting bleached-blond hair. Ha, ha, ha. Anyway, he is famous "across the pond" for his comedy show, LITTLE BRITAIN. You can watch segments of it on YouTube. HBO also has him in the American version: LITTLE BRITAIN USA, the British parody of anything and everything American. Of the British version, I like the Lou & Andy sketches. Of the American version, I like the Mark & Tom sketches. If you've never seen LITTLE BRITAIN, you've got to go to YouTube and check it out!

I should thank you, David Walliams and your fan club, for posting my blog on your website. So, my heart-felt "Thank You" goes out to you! If you are ever in need of fresh ideas for your Comedy Sketches, just let me know by following my blog so that we can e-mail each other. ( The same goes for you, too, Nicolas Cage. )