where: CENTURY 14 VALLEJO in Vallejo, CA
when: Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
show: 1:05 p.m.
costs: $7.50 Ticket + $4.50 Pretzel Bites + $4.00 small Diet/Zero ( w/ Barq's & Cherry flavors ) Coke = $16.00
auditorium: 12
seat: 5th row, 4th seat
synopsis/overview: When Jack Byrnes' ( Robert De Niro ) first son-in-law turned out to be a big disappointment, the pressure of living-up to his strict monogamous standards falls on the shoulders of Gaylord ( Greg ) Focker ( Ben Stiller ) just as a beautiful, hot and sexy pharmaceutical sales rep, Andi Garcia ( Jessica Alba ), walks into their lives.
noteworthy scenes: 1.) Lizard friend; 2.) The sales rep; 3.) Your enema is my enema; 4.) Bad ass; 5.) Genealogy; 6.) Musical condom; 7.) "I never went soft on you"; 8.) "Harvard's cheaper"; 9.) Kevin's ( Owen Wilson ) yacht; 10.) The Godfocker; 11.) Lasagna dinner; 12.) Turkey dinner; 13.) Massage technique; 14.) "All good under the hood"; 15.) Early Human School; 16.) Dump truck; 17.) Roz Focker Show; 18.) "Andi gives daddy his boners"; 19.) Text message; 20.) Looking for milk; 21.) Role-playing; 22.) "Red-eye problem"; 23.) The Bobfather; 24.) The hard problem; 25.) The bathroom; 26.) "Could you and dad keep it down, please"; 27.) Wee-wee; 28.) Google MySpace; 29.) Tattoo; 30.) The interview; 31.) Course correction; 32.) Andi, in person; 33.) The seduction; 34.) Belly flop; 35.) Birthday party; 36.) "Flamenco's very sexual"; 37.) Fight; 38.) The cat and the lizard; 39.) "Your soul or your tongue"; 40.) The Heimlich Maneuver; 41.) "I get it"; 42.) "You're the Gredfocker"; 43.) Exchanging Christmas gifts; and 44.) Bonus Scene during the Ending Credits.
favorite scene: Andi Garcia's seduction scene, of course.
audience reaction: The audience enjoyed this Comedy.
recommendation: I liked it, too. Go see it, especially if you're a fan of the first two of this trilogy.
spoiler alert! You can't get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from masturbating. Heck, if that were true, all guys of "raging-hormones" age would have it! If his blood can squirt out that quickly and that far, he must have a really high blood pressure. He's a nurse, so he should have swabbed the area with alcohol before using the needle. I took Cultural Anthropology in College and know enough that the Yanomamo tribe is indigenous to South America and, therefore, have never encountered the African Chimpanzee out in the wild. I can't believe that Kevin wasn't even mildly interested in the stunningly-hot Andi.
fyi: Boy, am I glad that Ben's dad is not in this movie!
Many years ago, I went to a clinic in San Francisco, California, to have my genetic make-up analyzed. The lab results indicated that I am Caucasian. Thinking that they made a mistake, I had them do it over again, twice. And the results were the same: I'm white! Yeah, white in disguise. Ha, ha, ha.
word of advice: Give someone the benefit of a doubt.
tidbits: The Ending Credits show a listing for, "Godfocker Trumpet," whatever that is.
After the movie, I went to the men's room to empty my bladder. The second stall to the right had a posted sign on it that read: "This stall is out of service. Sorry for the inconvenience." To which, somebody hand-wrote: "Will open 12/24 2:00 p.m." I couldn't resist, so I added: 1st come, first served. So, reserve your seat. ( Ha, ha, ha. )
Then, I went to Benicia to pick-up my check and to look at my schedule for next week. And I shopped a little bit at Safeway. Then, I drove back to Vallejo to make a deposit at Chase Bank. And I dropped a car insurance payment at CSAA. Then, I went to Springs Road here in Vallejo to shop at 99 Cents Only Store, Selecta and Island Pacific for the Pansit ( Filipino noodle dish ) that I plan on making for tomorrow's Potluck dinner at work. And, on the way home, I did a little bit more shopping at Lucky's.
