NEXT GOAL WINS

I went to see this movie yesterday, Tuesday, November 21st, 2023, a $5.00 Bargain Tuesday All Day, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max. The price of admission was $5.00.

PG-13, 1h & 44m

Based on a 2014 sport documentary of the same title. A coach is forced to decide between being jobless or coaching the worst soccer team in the World History of Soccer. He opts to coach for the team and ends up making history! 

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Here's the sport documentary of

the same title that this movie

is based on. 

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Auditorium 10, B-8

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My Observations:

The coach walks onto the field with pieces of white paper stuck to his shaving nicks. Either he just lives nearby or he has a clotting problem. 😕

And I don't know about you but it seems like this movie is trying to create some sexual tension between the coach and the transitioning player. Even The Movie Poster And Some Dialogues Hint At It! There are a couple of scenes wherein I thought that the two of them were about to do the "kissy 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 face"! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Had I betted on it, I would have lost each time!  💸!💸!💸!

When I took a college course in Cultural Anthropology, the professor said to the class that there are indeed Pacific Islander cultures which allow and encourage the feminization of hand-picked boys at a young age. How this connects with today's Grooming of All Children isn't clear. But what is clear is that a Cultural SUBSET cannot and should not be imposed on every single child. Because only a fraction of any nation's child population is accepting of such an indoctrination while the rest suffer from feeling conflicted on the subject! It's bad for the physical and mental health of such conflicted children. And, at such an impressionable young age, the children are then told that they are simply "Gender Confused"; Which Means That They Must Have A "Gender Reassignment Surgery" 🙄  in order for them to be happy about themselves and accept their new sexual orientation! It's all a fancy way of "packaging" Child Sexual Mutilation ( which itself is a fancy way of presenting Population Control )❗

This argument proves my point:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/819571063194097?mibextid=jaSYs6

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Conflicted Victims of the 

Gender Issue!

Innocent Lives Lost Because

Of Forced Indoctrination❗

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I hope that the bus accident didn't happen in real life, that it was just added-in for laughs. 🤞

The audience really liked this movie and gave it a Hands 👏 Clapper 👏 Ending ❗👌😃👍❗

And there's a Bonus Scene after the Ending Credits. 

TIDBITS:

I snuck in half a snack bag of some dried Apricots and Prunes 👴, for their high Fiber, Potassium and Sodium contents to counter the high Sodium content of the Buttered Popcorn 🍿. Because, as I have mentioned it more than once before, Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max has The 🧂 Saltiest 🧂 Popcorn of all the movie popcorns that I've tasted❗

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I took this picture just as I was finishing

my evening walk 🚶🏽‍♂️

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Yeah, Rugby 🏉 is more Football 🏈 than it is Soccer ⚽ BUT ... Soccer is Football, too. Therefore ... it must be "Rugby," also!  🙃 If you agree with my rationalization and you're a 🇺🇲USA🇺🇸 fan of Samoan Rugby, my friend Soberund has you covered ❗👍

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Go to www.soberundgoodes.com 

National/Ethnic Pride selections to pick & order.

These cats are better at sports than this Samoan soccer ⚽ team: 😁😁😁

📸 Watch this video on Facebook

https://fb.watch/ovJ6yb4FTO/?mibextid=K8Wfd2

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THANKSGIVING

I went to see this movie yesterday, Tuesday, November 21st, 2023, a $ 5.00 Bargain Tuesday All Day, at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max, in Fairfield, CA. The price of admission was $5.00. I also bought a Tub of Buttered Popcorn 🍿 for $5.05.

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R, 1h & 47m

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On the 1st Anniversary of a Black Friday tragedy at Right Mart where people got killed in a shopping stampede, certain people are targeted for brutal, sadistic murder. And the suspect uses a mask to disguise himself as the 1st governor of Plymouth, Massachusetts, John Carver. 

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Auditorium 16, C-10

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SPOILER ALERT: ( And Why Whollyweird Should Hire My Services )

This gory Slash & Chop horror movie could have been better had it not been for some slip-ups:

The cellphone 📱 should have had a numeric password as backup! All of the Dumpsters that I've seen have plastic lids, not metal lids. And even if the dumpster in this movie had metal lids, I don't think that the impact was strong enough to cut the victim in half; at best, the victim's Spine would have just been dislocated! Why didn't she head straight out of the front door where there were cops outside instead of engaging the killer in a labyrinthian chase? 🤷‍♂️ Why wasn't the mask banned from sale and/or use? Why was the intended victim able to activate the cop car's siren 🚨 right away? I wouldn't have known where to look for the siren's switch nor would I have even the time to do so, given the situation. Dead Bodies Do Tend To Turn Blue Because The Blood Is No Longer Oxygenated! And They Will Also Become Swollen! So, those dead victims were not SFX'd correctly!! Otherwise, the fake victims looked good! 👍  Why was the baked victim not tied up in the 1st place? 🤷‍♂️!🤦‍♂️ The baked victim would have taken longer to bake, when referencing the Stuffed Turkey Baking Guide ( and we know that the victim was "stuffed"  because the entrails and organs weren't first removed 🤢 )❗ Assuming that the baked victim weighed 135 pounds ( 61.23 kilos ), the baking time would have been 27 L-O-N-G hours ❗😯❗ Which means that by the time the victim was done being baked it would have been well into the late hours of Black Friday or even into the wee hours of Saturday, depending on when the victim was baked in the oven ❗❗❗This Is Why I Prefer Take-Out! 😁 Therefore, that Meat Thermometer popped Way Too Soon! 👎 And the baked victim wasn't even baked to "golden brown"  perfection!👌 Why were they able to get a Tunnel Map right away in such an emergency? The helium-filled Giant Turkey 🦃 balloon shouldn't have exploded because there was nothing incendiary about the Blunderbuss's projectile that hit it! The ending was stupid, as in Same Ol' Trope! 😒 👎

There's a Bonus Outtake Scene AFTER the Ending Credits. 🙂

If you're cooking Turkey 🦃 for tomorrow's Thanksgiving Day Celebration, here's a chef's tip on how to do it right:

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/5-common-mistakes-cooking-turkey-thanksgiving-chef-leah-cohen-reveals-avoid-them.amp

The word play on Carver's name during this Turkey 🦃 Season is commendable, though.  🧐

TIDBITS: As I made a left to go to the multiplex cinema's parking lot, I noticed some foot activity in the adjacent parking lot of the Fairfield Best Buy Electronics & Appliance Store. For about a year, I thought that this particular Best Buy went out of business because it was totally gutted inside. But I talked to one of the theatre employees who informed me that it isn't closed, that it was just being updated. So, I guess that Best Buy is getting ready for Black Friday. I hope that its Black Friday Sale won't turn out as horrific as this movie's Black Friday Sale!!!🤞😬❗

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I sprinkled Klim Kinder 1+ powdered milk on my Buttered Popcorn Lunch ( Yes, LUNCH! 😁 ) and had some chopped Macadamia Nuts ( for the Potassium & Magnesium contents ) to go along with it. I "washed" it all down with a single stick of Wyler's Light Island Punch Fruity Red Punch flavored 20.0 oz ( 591 ml ) water bottle of Aquafina. 

The proprietor of Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant told me this last Sunday that he likes his Turkey 🦃 deep-fried. And that it only takes about 15 minutes to deep-fry such a big bird. 😮 If it's baked in the oven, an 8-pound unstuffed Turkey can take 3 hours to bake; and a 28-pound stuffed Turkey can take 5 hours to bake. 

🦃HAPPY 🦃THANKSGIVING🦃

🦃Gobble🦃 Gobble 👌🤤🍽️😋🥧👍

TROLLS

I went to see this movie today, Tuesday, November 21st, 2023, a $5.00 Bargain Tuesday All Day at the Regal Edwards Fairfield & I-Max in Fairfield, CA. The price of admission was $5.00.

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PG, 1h & 31m

The youngest member of a boy band reunites with his 3 older brothers to search for a 4th brother. Reunions happen and misconceptions are cleared up.

 

Auditorium 4, B-12

This is the wrong Auditorium.

And I had to get a B row seat 

because the C row was

already occupied. 

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This is a good movie for families with young brats. 👍 There are many references to boy bands that might just fly over the heads of kids because only the adults seemed to get the inside jokes! I thought that the brats would be rambunctious during the playing of this movie. But I Was Pleasantly Surprised To Notice That They Were All Captivated By The Movie.  😕

The person behind me would occasionally push his/her feet against the back of my chair 💺. I didn't mind it this time, though. And even though I was seated in the 2nd row and No One was seated in the 1st row, I didn't put my feet up against the back of the front row seat. Because I don't do that. I don't know why others do it!  🤷‍♂️

"Is this covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm out of the network."

Yeah, I Can Totally Relate To This Patient/Doctor Exchange! 😕

TIDBITS: On the morning of this day, I went to the La Clinica De La Raza for an Urgent Appointment. I am running low on a Heart Medication. I'm down to my last 2 tablets of Metoprolol 100mg. I have to ration it by cutting each one into 8 pieces. But I think that I'm doing what's good for my system. Since even 50mg was too much for my body, leading to a swollen face and swollen knees! I cut it down to 25mg each. But even that still left me slightly swollen. So, I'm taking it at the smaller dose of 12mg. I feel better using this dosage. 👌

The receptionist scheduled me for an appointment tomorrow at 11:15 a.m. about my prescription. And I will be assigned a PCP ( primary care physician ) in late January of next year. Finally!  😒

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I've been fighting the County for Health Insurance Benefits because I was deliberately deprived of COBRA Insurance Coverage by my employer back in June when I could have needed it the most since I was attacked by 2 sets of dogs ( on 2 separate occasions ) as I took a walk 🚶🏽‍♂️ in a local park.

In the 1st incident, a loose brown chihuahua started the attack and its medium size white dog companion followed its lead. As the 2nd dog was about to jump for my face, I pulled out my knife 🔪 and it turned and ran away after it saw my 🔪--smart doggy. The irresponsible dog owners tried to guilt-shame me for defending myself! Can you believe that?!?!?! 

In the 2nd attack 19 days later, 2 brown pitbulls crawled through the hole of a gate to attack me. The smaller one of the 2 initiated the attack. And they went for my face. The smaller one tried to rip-off the right side of my face but my eyeglasses 👓 deflected the bite; I still ended up with a bloody gash on my right cheek because my eyeglasses cut the skin on my cheek! When the bigger pitbull tried to rip-off the left side of my face, I already had my knife 🔪 out and proceeded to stab it in the neck. I stabbed it so hard that the tip of my knife was bent and a piece of it broke-off and lodged in its neckbone! 

The idiot owner yelled, "They didn't attack you!"

I answered, They tried to bite my face off and that I have every right not to get mauled to death! And that I have every right to kill in self-defense! Yup, that 2nd dog bled to death eventually because the Solano County Animal Control Officer who filed my report told me the following day that nobody in the County took a pitbull to a veterinarian for emergency surgery for a stab wound to the neck! 

NOTE: Whenever there are dogs running loose because of inconsiderate, irresponsible asshole owners, watch out for the smallest/smaller dog because that will be the one to start the attack ❗

If you love your dog, keep it on a leash out in public or you're gonna run into guys like me who will not hesitate to kill in self-defense❗ I know of 3 other men who frequent this park, one of them also carries a knife 🔪 and the other 2 carry a concealed gun. And all 4 of us won't hesitate to kill a vicious, aggressive dog especially if it attacks a little child playing in the playground ❗❗

A few nights ago, a brindle coated pitbull tried to attack me as I crossed the street to go to the park for a walk. Its small, skinny female owner did her best to restrain her dog. But I was prepared for that dog to break free so that I could rack-up another kill❗❗❗

Dogs almost always go for the face because they know that humans don't have a snout and have no sharp teeth!!! 

Bear in mind that a loose, vicious & aggressive dog breed IS CONSIDERED A DEADLY ASSAULT WEAPON❗ And Must Be Dealt With Accordingly ❗❗And 👉heaven help you👈 if you try to interfere in someone's effort to try to neutralize the Clear & Present Danger Because That, Too, Can Be Considered As A Deadly Assault If Someone's Life Is In Peril. ❗❗❗

Further Note To Myself: As soon as a dog attacks, it's Game On! Draw Out Both Knives ASAP❗ Don't wait for the dog(s) to draw 1st blood❗❗And don't rely on a made-in-china cheap-ass 🔪 for self defense❗❗❗

FYI: I plan on suing my union trust fund for denying me coverage. And I am also planning to sue the city for Gross Negligence regarding the pitbull attack at the park! The hole in the gate through which the pitbulls crawled out of to attack me had been there for a number of years leading up to the attack and for 2 more months afterwards before it was fixed! 

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MULAN ( 2020 )

I saw these movies at home via the TUBI streaming app. These all came out in 2020 at approximately the same time that DIZZY-KNEE's Whollyweird version came out!  😐

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Now, this bottom one bombed at the Box Office, even when taking the covid "pandemic" 🙄 lockdown into consideration! 

I refuse to see this Whollyweird version!

And I'll just point you to another

movie reviewer's assessment of this

movie:

https://ohsrampages.org/981/entertainment/the-live-action-mulan-movie-is-a-pile-of-hot-garbage-and-heres-why/

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MATCHLESS MULAN disappointed me in how the movie ended! I don't like watching any movie with a sad ending, as I've mentioned it before. Movies are meant to be an escape from the sad, depressing and cruel realities of Life. If I want to be depressed and sad, all that I have to do is read or watch the news❗

MULAN LEGEND disappointed me with its nonsensical use of fly-by-wire acrobatics and with bad guys burrowing into the sand and blindly chasing down a galloping horse.  😏 Obviously, the person in charge of this fight scene never had gritty sand thrown in his eyes ( did I just assume its gender 😁 )! 🤦‍♂️

HUA MULAN is a documentary on the myth of Mulan. There are 2 ( or 3 ) main versions of the story as narrated in this documentary. And it mentions the behind-the-scenes of the making, marketing and the distribution of the Dizzy-Knee's pre-Woke animated version of Mulan ( 1998 ). And a brief mention of the sequel to Dizzy-Knee's Mulan shown in 2004, Mulan II. I saw the 1st animated version but not the 2nd one ( and I was today years old when I found out that it has a part 2 🤭 ). This documentary also anticipates the movie release of Dizzy-Knee's live action Mulan. I don't like most of the inappropriate Stock Footages used in this documentary. 👎

Dizzy-Knee's live action MULAN's lead actress supposedly auditioned for the role in MULAN LEGEND. 

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TIDBITS:

Today, Saturday, November 18th, 2023, as I laid on my futon listening, with my eyes closed, to a YouTube video about The Ethnic Cleansing Of Jews, by travelingisrael.com, I noticed that my 3rd Eye was flickering faintly. I opened my eyes to look at the time on my Nokia cellphone. It was 10:23 a.m.

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I closed my eyes once again. And my 3rd Eye started flickering once more. I started the Zhunti Mantra. Then, I turned my gaze upward to the area between my eyebrows as I touched my tongue to my Soft Palate to put my brainwave in the Alpha range. No, it's not the Khechari Mudra which I haven't practiced in years! 

Then, I did the Va Shi Mantra mentally without saying the words. Until I saw the faint glow of the Star of Shiva between my eyebrows and concentrated on that vision until it faded away and the flickering of my 3rd Eye stopped. I opened my eyes and took note of the time which was 10:37 a.m.

I was just laying down trying to make out shapes

with my eyes. The eyes can be tricked into seeing

things. Which Is What PAREIDOLIA Means.

In fact, once you get good at it, you can see

a different image with each eye as you

"switch channels." That was when I

noticed my 3rd Eye flickering.

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KHECHARI MUDRA is easier said than done!

Most people, such as myself, with normal

tongues have a difficult time mastering

it. If you were born with a Long Tongue,

you're lucky in 2 ways! And I shan't

elaborate on the 2nd one. 😜

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I haven't done Khechari Mudra in well over 10 years because it's very difficult to do. Some practitioners of this mudra even had the ligament or tendon that holds the tongue to the base of the mouth cut to extend the reach of their tongue 👅.

The Zhunti Mantra, the Alpha Brain Wave State, the Tongue touching the Soft Palate or the Khechari Mudra, and the Va Shi Mantra are all designed to open up the 3rd Eye. 

To put it into proper context, before listening to the video about the ethnic cleansing of the Jews, I 1st watched a YouTube video about a Jew who practiced Eastern Religions before accepting his Jewish Messiah.

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He said that Eastern religions are demonic. Fortunately for me, Kriya Yoga isn't a religion but, rather, is a practice for Spiritual Cultivation. 🧘‍♂️ 

Wait a minute ....  If Judaism ( and by extension, both Christianity & Islam ) is from the Middle 👉EAST👈, wouldn't that make it Eastern, too?  🤷‍♂️

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MY ASIAN AUNTIE

Season 2: Yes, Auntie 

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I watched this movie today, Friday, November 17th, 2023, via my TUBI streaming app while I reclined on my futon couch 🛋️.

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It's a silly TV show but funny. The old man bragging that he won the 100 meter dash because the other ones competing against him at the retirement home had a heart attack when the gun went off got me laughing. 😅 

And the sparring match between Auntie and Momma wherein Momma used Crane Style Kung-Fu and the camera zooms in on his hand then you hear, "Quack, quack." Not exactly the kind of sound that you'd expect a crane to make but, ehh .... It got me!  🙃

The only things that I didn't like are the loud Sound FX and the overly speeded-up Motion of the fight scenes. Otherwise, it's a good enough movie to watch because it doesn't take itself seriously. That is established when you see the actors playing the roles of Auntie, Momma and Angelo. At just about 1:13:00 long, it's a perfect time for me to wait for my pot of boiled eggs to cool down before I put them in the fridge.

And in case you guys are still wondering about what I look like in person, Auntie looks kinda like me back when I used to have a beard and was fat and out-of-shape!

This movie was made by Art School Dropouts on the US East Coast:

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They've gotten some good reviews on their weekly contents and film productions:

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You can support them via Patreon and/or by buying some of their merchandise.

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Maybe, I should contact them about a possible film collaboration starring Yours Truly.  🤓

 

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