where: EDWARDS FAIRFIELD STADIUM 16 & I-MAX in Fairfield, CA
when: Friday, November 11th, 2011
show: 1:50 p.m.
costs: $8.00 Ticket + $1.00 bag of Mixed Nuts ( bought at a Dollar Tree Store and smuggled-in ) + $4.75 small Diet Coke = $13.75
auditorium: 5
seat: 3rd row, 14th column
synopsis/overview: An ad executive, Jack ( Adam Sandler ), dreads the coming of Thanksgiving when he'll be forced, once again, to spend some family time with his annoying twin sister, Jill. But when he finds out that Al Pacino, an advertising prospect, has a crush on his sister, Jack stops at nothing to extend Jill's stay long enough for Al to sign on the dotted line.
noteworthy scenes: 1.) Twins interview; 2.) Ad shoot; 3.) Dunkaccino; 4.) Airport terminal; 5.) Bird; 6.) Homeless man; 7.) Sweat shadow; 8.) Dinner table; 9.) Calculator; 10.) To-do list; 11.) Swimming pool; 12.) Movie theatre; 13.) Computer dating profile; 14.) Identical, fraternal, nocturnal; 15.) "Throwing her to the wolves"; 16.) "What are you gonna wear, daddy, in Hell"; 17.) The dinner date; 18.) "Busted, disgusted, never to be trusted"; 19.) "I want to choke on my own vomit"; 20.) Celebrity cam; 21.) "He just wants to play Twister with your sister"; 22.) 6:32 a.m.; 23.) Birthday party; 24.) Panic button; 25.) Stick ball; 26.) "It flew in my bread"; 27.) Picnic; 28.) Deal; 29.) "It's not you, it's the chimichanga"; 30.) "Chocolate squirties"; 31.) Windows; 32.) "God told me your feet were on my desk"; 33.) The stage play; 34.) "I can smell Horny across the ocean"; 35.) Double Dutch; 36.) Men's room; 37.) Tickle; 38.) Weight room; 39.) Knock-out punch; 40.) Displace melons; 41.) Heartfelt talk; 42.) The Impossible Dream song; 43.) "Deathbed love"; 44.) Night club; 45.) Don Quixote; 46.) "I'm kidding"; 47.) TV ad; and 48.) Bonus scenes during and after the Ending Credits.
favorite scenes: I liked the Bird In The SUV On The Way Home From The Airport scene.
I liked the Identical, Fraternal, Nocturnal scene.
I liked the Picnic scene.
I liked the Double Dutch scene.
I liked the Men's Room scene.
I liked the Knock-out Punch scene.
I liked the Don Quixote scene.
audience reaction: The audience was entertained by this. But nobody gave it a "Hands Clapper" ending.
recommendation: It was funny enough. And I was the only one in the audience who got the "He's going back home" joke in reference to the homeless man--Yes! This movie is stupid and funny which, I guess, is what endears Adam Sandler to his legions of fans out there. Go see this if you're into stupid and funny movies.
spoiler alert! This is a stupid and funny movie. How was the boy able to tape the salt shaker so quickly to his forehead when the last time that we saw him he was still busy taping a drumstick to his chest? And how does he tape things to his back without anybody's help? I don't know about you, but I think that Jill should have fallen for you-know-who, instead.
fyi: Back in my Humanities class in college, the professor showed us the 1972 movie, MAN OF LA MANCHA. It was the first and only time that I saw the movie. The scene with The Impossible Dream song really moved me! I was just glad that the lights in the classroom were turned-off or my classmates would have seen me with tears rolling down my eyes!
Here's a neat use for scotch tape: Put scotch tape on your frown lines, crow's feet and smile lines before going to bed at night. Remove them in the morning and behold a younger-looking you in the mirror. I've got more beauty tips, but this is all for now!
People may think that Al Pacino's crush on Jill is too inconceivable to be believable. But when I was younger ( emphasis on younger ), I had a crush on big-nosed, plain-looking famous Jewish women. I'm talking about Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler and Sandra Bernhard. And as if that wasn't enough, I actually had sexual fantasies about them!!! I know that I've got Jewish blood on my mother's side of the family but couldn't my Jewish DNA and Jewish Testosterone have come up with much better Lust choices for me to drool on? ( It didn't help matters much for me especially after Sandra Bernhard did a Playboy Magazine photo shoot, after a photo of Better Midler circulated with her showing her tushy to her fans and after news broke-out that Barbra Streisand was rumored to have been in a porn movie! ) But, now, whenever I think about these childhood crushes of mine, I shudder ( should that be, Shrivel? ) at the thought of doing the "nasty deed" with them!
word of advice: You're the only one in the world who knows who your true love is.
tidbits: After watching the IMMORTALS, I still had plenty of time in my hands before this movie started. So, I went down to the lower level of the mall to go to Best Buy and buy a top-up card for my cellphone. But I almost missed the opening scene of this movie because there was a delay at the check-out line.
A mom and her son stayed 'til after the Ending Credits. And, as they started to walk out of the auditorium, the kid said, "I thought it was gonna splat and go all over the screen." ( In reference to the last Bonus Scene. ) What a Stupid Kid remark!
And there was a dad who told his son to save the large tub of popcorn because he wanted to get more popcorn at the concessions counter before they leave the theatre. Well, for the price that he paid for the popcorn, I guess he was entitled to act like a Cheapskate Dad.
When I got back to Vallejo, I went to the Selecta Pilipino Buffet for a late lunch.
Then, I walked next door to the 99 Cent Only Store to buy a three-litre size Orange Soda. Some guy was outside the store with his pirated DVDs for sale, all lined-out neatly on the ground--I don't know, but I think that I should have called the cops on him. Hey, maybe I'll do that next time.
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