I went to see this today, Sunday, March 24th, 2013, in Emeryville, CA, at the UA EMERY BAY STADIUM 10, for the 4:40 p.m. show in auditorium 3, 6th row ( counting from the front ), 12th column ( counting from the left ). The price of admission was $9.50. And I got a free 30.0 oz Pink Lemonade at the concessions counter as a movie-watcher reward. The Carquinez Bridge Toll Fee set me back an additional $5.00 on my way home to Vallejo, CA.
Quickie Review: This is a Sketch Comedy-type of movie meant to be as politically incorrect as possible, with the heavy use of racial stereotypes aimed primarily at Blacks, Asians, Jews and Mexicans.
Some people in the audience of a dozen or so people enjoyed this movie.
I didn't like it that much--and I drove about 50 miles round trip to find out the hard way! This is strictly a rental that would complement MOVIE 43 ( 2013 ) well if you find yourself alone at night with nothing else better to do to pass the precious time away with.
And for you horndogs out there, even though this movie is rated R for--among other things--graphic nudity, I didn't see any nudity in this movie at all. Lindsay Lohan's computer-generated crotch-shot is about as good as it gets!
And what, exactly, is the time period for this movie? "Flirty Harry" is meant to be from the '70s. The "Porn Review" is meant to be from the '80s before porno theatres went the way of Betamax and VHS tapes. "Blackass" is meant to be from the last decade. "The Amazing Racist" is meant to be from the last decade, too, with anti-Semitism that hints of BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN ( 2006 ). And the lead-to for each sketch is a modern-day i-Pad. I'm confused ....
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First thing today, I went to the CENTURY 14 VALLEJO here in Vallejo, CA, to catch the first-show matinee of ADMISSION. It is a Chick Flick movie that I found rather boring. Of course, the women in the audience liked it.
After the movie, I went to Selecta Pilipino Buffet on Springs Road to have lunch and to buy some lottery tickets.
Then, I went next door to the 99-Cent Only Store to buy some stuff. But they only had two checkers. And the lines were so long that I decided not to buy anything at all!
And since it was still early in the day, I decided to check this movie out.
I took the above photo soon after I got out of my car in the theatre's parking lot. The last time that I took a photo of this site was last summer when I came here to see SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD ( 2012 ). What you see is the basement area ( parking garage? ) of a proposed condominium high-rise. Oh, how I would love to live here, just a stone's throw--literally--away from a movie theatre; and less than a mile away from another multiplex theatre, the AMC BAY STREET 16. Sweet! Plus, it's just about 1 1/2 miles away from PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS! A veritable movie-watcher's "dream-come-true" neighborhood with shops and restaurants scattered profusely all about the area ( special mention goes to E-22 CAFE, 1336 Powell Street, co-owned by my nephew, Eric )!
Ninety degrees to my right where I stood to take the above photo, and across the lot from it, is the front of the movie theatre ( see the photo just below this movie's poster ).
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