Quickie Review: A Hollywood screenwriter relocates with his beautiful actress wife to her old home in the deep South. But some of the locals don't like having him around.
Kate Bosworth is the only reason why I went to see this movie, honestly. And I was not fully satisfied!
Here are the things that I didn't like about this movie: This movie's plot contrivances are a laughable joke! A cat will not make that kind of a noise before it jumps on a person's lap if it knows the person; and it wouldn't jump on the person's lap if it doesn't know the person, unless it was trained to attack strangers! Cats are not psychic, but they have a very excellent sense of Hearing and can tell whether you are a Friend or Foe simply by listening to your heartbeat! So, the bad guy would have had a hard time getting a hold of that cat! "I dress for you," said she. But, if she were my lovely wife, I would have told her, Well, then, put on a bra because I'd hate to see your breasts sag and end-up looking like a pair of Sunny-Side Up Eggs nailed to a plank of wood! In a later scene, she wore a bathrobe AND YOU COULD SEE THE OUTLINE OF HER BRA STRAPS!!! Hey, woman, I didn't mean for you to wear your bra while you take a bath or a shower---Come on! geesh, Louise .... Yeah, like a very beautiful girl like that would hit-on the hometown Retard! ( Pardon the expression. ) I hate to say this, and some of you might hate me for saying it, but she dressed like a slut-bitch ( Even for Church, of all places! ) and she acted like a slut-bitch ( 'Remember the Bedroom Window scene? ); in other words, she "asked" for it--must be why she didn't report it. "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" is NOT ( I repeat, NOT ) one of the TEN COMMANDMENTS ( EXODUS 20: 1 - 17 )! That's already covered in the "Thou shall not commit Adultery." The Catholic Church rewrote the Ten Commandments to get rid of the "Thou shall not practice Idolatry" ( Because Catholics love to worship idols ) Commandment and split the "Thou shall not Covet ... " into two parts ( 1. Goods, and 2. Wife ) so that the end result would still be 10 "commandments" instead of just 9. No wonder the locals hated him because he was a Catholic and they were Protestants. Ha, ha, ha.
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