Thursday, September 22, 2011

SHARK NIGHT 3-D, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 35 min )


Quickie Review:  A group of college friends decides to spend the weekend at a shark-infested lake.

This movie is not really that far-fetch.  Sharks have actually been seen in lakes and in rivers.  I even read about it as a boy back in the Philippines when I went through my mom's collection of  Reader's Digest magazines.  Yet another reason why I'm scared of sharks.

This movie has a Rap Music Video by the whole cast at the end of the Ending Credits.

Here's what I didn't like about this movie:  Among a group of friends, the first shark-attack victim is--you guessed it--the black guy!  And a latina girl is next, because Hollywood is an "equal opportunity" exploiter!  I guess that  they all picked straws and it so happened that the black guy and the latina girl got the short ones randomly!  Bullsh-t!  When's Hollywood gonna change ...?

One last thing ....  Sharks don't spit, they swallow!  If a shark ever bites your arm off, you ain't ever gonna  see it again.

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By The Way: "Snuff Films" can be easily traced by the authorities back to their source.  'Remember the "Stomp Videos" ( another kind of "snuff film" ) that were on the Internet recently?  Well, some of them were traced back to their source in the Philippines!  If you ever see a "Snuff Film" or a "Stomp Video" on the Internet, report it to the authorities a.s.a.p.

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