Friday, May 13, 2011

SOMETHING BORROWED, PG-13 ( 1 hr & 53 min )


where:  UA  EMERY  BAY  STADIUM  10  in  Emeryville,  CA
when:  Wednesday,  May  11th,  2011
show:  7:50 p.m.
costs:  $10.75 Ticket + $5.00 Carquinez Bridge Toll = $15.75
auditorium:  6
seat:  5th row, 12 column

synopsis/overview:   A life-long close friendship between two women, Rachel and Darcy ( Ginnifer Goodwin and  Kate Hudson ), is tested when spur-of-the-moment sexual flings override their better sense of  judgment.


noteworthy scenes:  1.) The surprise; 2.) Soul-mates; 3.) "You're not old, you're just a lawyer"; 4.) "You need a hug, buddy"; 5.) Crush; 6.) "I'm thinking more like 'one stop'"; 7.) 'Phone calls; 8.) Torts; 9.) Mascara; 10.) DBCD; 11.) Truth or dare; 12.) You're 30, you can't afford to be picky"; 13.) Hamptons; 14.) "Little gremlin"; 15.) Shark/chipmunk; 16.) "'Really digging the ambiance of  this house"; 17.) "I'm gay"; 18.) "I wasn't that drunk"; 19.) "There are no 'third wheels'"; 20.) "How come you never told me in law school"; 21.) Kiss; 22.) 'Phone message; 23.) Legalize Gay; 24.) Dirty dancing; 25.) "It's hard to see you with her"; 26.) "I'm impressed, actually"; 27.) Wedding vows; 28.) "I just didn't think that someone like you could like someone like me"; 29.) The parents; 30.) "I meant it"; 31.) "When did you become one of  the women"; 32.) "I associate you now with failure"; 33.) House-hunting; 34.) The living room dance; 35.) "You wouldn't want anyone to hurt me, right"; 36.) Second thoughts"; 37.) "I don't get how you let her win all the time"; 38.) "Sharing secrets now"; 39.) "I'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you"; 40.) "No, he guessed"; 41.) "Just decide"; 42.) "I just wanted to make sure you're okay"; 43.) "I shouldn't have left"; 44.) 'Phone call; 45.) "I want to be someone's first choice"; 46.) "I cant hear the 'Daddy-hits-me-but-I-love-him' anymore"; 47.) The news; 48.) "Extremely powerful connection"; 49.) "It's crazy how things work out sometimes, huh"; 50.) "I hate you"; 51.) "I bought him that shirt"; and 52.) Bonus Scene during the Ending Credits.

favorite scene:  I liked the dancing-in-the-apartment scene.

audience reaction:  The women in the audience liked this.

recommendation:  This is definitely a Chick Flick film for fans of  such a genre!

spoiler alert!  In an early scene, a female character asked a male character, "Why won't you marry me?"  And the male character answered,  "Because I love you too much."  But in a much later scene, said male character would have jumped at the chance to marry the still-pining female character had she posed the same question to him once more.  I know that New Yorkers have a "tradition" of  sleeping on the roof in the hot summer months.  But ... they had their rooftop bed ( ? ) surrounded by lights as they  "humped" themselves to sleep, seeming  oblivious to the fact that they had neighbors with telescopes and camcorders at the ready to witness such a sexual spectacle!  Such a "sexcapade" could have landed them on the Internet for "posterity" and, once rumors spread, would have  possibly landed them in trouble, too,  with an understandably angry and much chagrined  Darcy.  Why couldn't Dex ( Colin Egglesfield ) hear Darcy when she was just two or three feet away from the 'phone?  So, Rachel lets Darcy win all of  the time--what kind of  an attitude is that for a lawyer?  I hope that Rachel is never appointed as my defense lawyer in court, should such a need arise--heaven forbid!  And Dex is too indecisive a character to be a lawyer, also!  ( Hah! only in the movies .... )  "I want to be someone's first choice" implies that  a relationship borne of  such a choice will just be  transitory, at best!  She should have said, "I want to be someone's one-and-only choice."  Dang!  I can't believe that I'm actually advising a lawyer!  When Rachel met Darcy for the last time at the street corner, Darcy had just come around from the side where Dex was shown sitting on a park bench.  So ... did Darcy and Dex have an encounter before the "frenemies" met?

fyi:  My condominium complex has walls that are "paper thin".  Sometime ago, shortly after I had moved-in,  I was awakened early in the morning hours by the sound of  my downstairs neighbors having sex.  She was moaning--then giggling!  Moaning, then giggling.  This went on and on ....  That   probably was some crazy, serious-business "french tickler" that he was using on her!  It was as if  I was a blind person "watching" a porno movie.  Of course, I couldn't sleep after that!  ( You know ... )  Since they awakened me, the least that they could have done for me was to invite me down for a three-way--how inconsiderate of  them!  Some people, I swear!

word of  advice:  Go for it!

tidbits:  I went to Hector's place in Oakland to have one of  his sons, Ismael,  show me how to enable pop-ups on my blogsite.  I'm guessing that this is the reason why I don't have ads posted on my blogsite yet.

Hector got a silver 1991 Honda Accord with a "salvage title".  He's gonna have a mechanic check it out on Friday before he can have it smogged and registered.  Then, we'll take it for a spin.

Hector's other son, Ernesto, finally introduced me to Two-Face's mom, Mercedes.  I was surprised at the friendliness of the mother pit-bull.  Mercedes is such a friendly pit-bull that she puts in question the bad reputation that the media and the general public have of  such a breed.  And Ismael also had a pit-bull, Guero, who was also very friendly.

I never had the Creole dish, Dirty Rice, before.  So, I made Dirty Rice from a package for everyone at dinner time.  I told them that after I make the Dirty Rice, I was gonna wash it in soap and water before serving it to everybody so it wouldn't be dirty anymore!  Yeah, I know that it was a stupid joke, but I had to tell it.  Everybody liked the Dirty Rice, even Tiger, the kitten.

I wanted to buy some snack and a drink at the theatre's concessions counter.  But there was such a long line, and I had just eaten dinner.  So, I just decided to skip it.

The auditorium crowd was mostly female.  Yes, this movie is definitely a Chick Flick.  I'm sure I stuck-out like a sore thumb!  Lord, the things that I do for my readers ....

On the way home, I swung by a store at the Hilltop Mall in Richmond, CA, to buy some toilet paper, and a new leather belt because a canvas  belt that I used for my casual pants simply couldn't hold it  up properly.  I know that it's in vogue nowadays to wear pants practically down to the knees and expose the boxer shorts.  But, it's a very stupidly-retarded "fashion" statement--and the thinking man Cine-Man is not that kind of  a guy.

If  Hollywood can get some rap artists to wear suspenders, that might get the boxer-shorts-exposing retards to do likewise.  And that will be the end of  this fashion abomination!  God, help us ....

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