SKYFIRE

I watched this on my futon today, Monday, November 6th, 2023, via my TUBI Streaming app.

 NR, 1h 33 m

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An entrepreneur capitalizes on people's need for thrills. He goes on to build the world's first Active Volcano 🌋 theme park for daring thrill seekers. What do you expect will happen soon? Talk about Disaster Movies! This is it. 👍🏼

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It's a good movie for popcorn 🍿. But don't be surprised if you forget that you have a tub of buttered popcorn with you as this movie pretty much cuts to the chase for an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride! Of course, it stretches the "Believability Factor."  🤓

The leading lady says, "You cannot outrun a 400 mph ( 644 kph ) cloud of ash." What I learned in Geology is that such a cloud of ash, i.e. Nuee Ardante, travels at 90 mph (145 kph ). This 400 mph speed is a new one on me. 😕 But when someone radioed her that something large was traveling fast behind their SUV, she orders the driver to stop. 🤦🏻‍♂️  When they survey a particular area and open the SUV's windows, not one of them is overcome by the ash cloud. 🤷🏽‍♂️  I've actually stood just a yard/meter away from molten metal several times so I know that being surrounded by all of that molten Lava should have toasted them all ( Hint: It has to do with a body's surface area ). From Molten Lava to Scaldingly HOT Steam---Yup, those villagers are doomed either way! ( Would you like your human Steamed or Deep Fried? ) When the professor jumps down into a Lava Tube, why doesn't the Volcanic Ash cover-up the tube? Instead, the professor's POV shows a clear sky with no ash blocking the view.  🌞  Understand that a Nuee Ardante, i.e. cloud of ash, can be 👉WAY👈 over a mile ( 1.6 kilometers ) in length! I don't know what the distance is between the Crater and the Lava Tube but the daylight should have been obscured by the ash for At Least a minute to 1½ minutes, conservatively speaking! 

FYI: A Nuee Ardante travels on a cushion of very hot, toxic gas whether it's at 90 mph or even at 400 mph, which this movie suggests. In other words, before it even reaches you, the hot, toxic gas will have already toppled you down to the ground. I guess that nobody told those 2 geologists about it.  😁 And Molten Lava should have ignited those trees to either side of the flow. 😒

But, as I said previously, this is a 🥤🙂🍿 movie. And should be enjoyed as such! And It Helps A LOT That The Women In This Movie Are Beautiful! 😍

Fun Facts: When Mt. Saint Helens erupted in 1980, a lot of trees were pushed into the lake by Volcanic Ash. And it questioned some long-held beliefs in Geology. Geological Soil Layering can and do take place in a day instead of in millions of years. The acidic ash that buried the trees in the lake turned the trees into Crude Oil 🛢️ after just a few dozen years instead of in millions of years. Yes, Organic Matter Is Constantly Being Turned Into Oil EVERYDAY for millions of years before Crude Oil was even turned into Gasoline in the 1800s. So, there's plenty of Crude Oil in Nature❗ And it's not "fossil fuel," a term coined by J. D. Rockefellerr to jack-up the price of the " UN-renewable" source of energy! But I bet you that "climate change" expert  🙄 Greta DUNDERHEAD is keeping mum on the subject while lots of European households are without adequate heating this Winter! 😠👎 

Pres. Trump did try to warn the European nations that jumping onto the "climate change" bandwagon wasn't going to end well for them. They just laughed at him. Unfortunately, he was right all along! 

Also, Mt. Saint Helens is a hotbed for 👹 paranormal 👽 activity. In fact, after the eruption, the US government surveyed the area in search of a particular species among the 7,000 + dead, large "crispy critters." And, supposedly, they stumbled upon the remains of Bigfoot❗😧❗

The Mystery That Is Mt. Saint Helens:

https://fb.watch/ozoSJnvFAS/?mibextid=K8Wfd2

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