Sunday, April 28, 2024

BATTALION

I started watching this COVID Lockdown movie at predawn today, Sunday, April 28th, 2024, in bed ๐Ÿ›️ via my cellphone's ๐Ÿคณ TUBI Streaming App 


Scene Commentaries:

The rooftop touch football dialogue was enhanced in a "recording studio" ( garage? ) that isn't soundproofed! You can here the echoing.  ๐Ÿ™„

Why did the robot stop in it's tracks when it could have shot the unsuspecting soldier?  ๐Ÿคท‍♂️

The Philippines is finally invaded by aliens not of the yellow kind.  ๐Ÿ˜’

There's a bunch of alien spaceships in the air and you're just going to fly your 747 across their path, hoping that they won't notice you?  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

In such an emergency situation, it's never a good idea for all of the family to travel by air TOGETHER!  ๐Ÿง

"What is your name?" 

"No, it is not! Sir. That's my actual name, Sir. I don't know why everyone else here is named that, Sir." ๐Ÿ˜

Dude, you only have 5 minutes to get to the Mess Hall or you're out. And you don't even know where it's at yet! Stop talking to hard-ass Lieutenant.

Why didn't the aliens, with their Air Superiority, go hunting down the new recruits in Basic Training Camps? ๐Ÿคท‍♂️  And why are the female recruits training with make-up on? ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️

Obviously, that drone isn't made in China.  ๐Ÿ˜ And it looks like a giant Tick. Hence, Tick Sticks. ๐Ÿ˜‰

First, the Philippines is attacked. Then, Taiwan ❗ Wait a minute, something ccp's going on here ....  ๐Ÿคจ

Interstellar spaceships should have highly sophisticated triangulation technology because of the rate at which they must travel. In other words, they are sophisticated enough to do "One bullet, One kill," instead of shooting up the damn place like a bunch of new recruit trainees who can't hold their weapons steady and fire accurately!  ๐Ÿง

They wear Camo BDU ( Battle Dress Uniforms ) yet they choose to engage the enemy out in the wide open!  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ Fire the military consultant and hire me, Cine-Man, independent consulting contractor❗

Those Tick Sticks look suspiciously like Solar Lawn Stakes:

Hire me, Cine-Man, cheap props
procurer. I know a bunch of 
Dollar Stores that sell
them where I live.
๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜

You know, the Navy Seals could just scuba it out to where the alien ships are hovering above water and just shoot at them with portable surface-to-air missiles. Fire the Navy Seals consultant and hire me, Cine-Man, independent consulting contractor ❗

They get to have some R&R in Australia while the aliens are on a sabbatical! I suspect that the aliens are mormons who have run out of planets to dominate but still hold on to their own observance of the Sunday Sabbath. But they live in different time zones so that the Sabbath for one doesn't fall on the same day as for others. Because of it, their complex alien ships cannot be effectively run and managed! Hence, the hovering around doing nothing ....  ๐Ÿ˜

"I know some people from the 13th." Hah, there's your answer! They used a Bad Luck number! ๐Ÿ˜ง

Why is she in a hospital bed wearing her military shirt ( and something else? ) instead of a hospital gown?

Once again, ๐Ÿ‘‰Surface ... to ... Air๐Ÿ‘ˆ missiles on those slow-moving alien ships❗

Suntan marine is suntanning in the shade!  ๐Ÿฅด

She seems to be giving me the ๐Ÿ–•
as I was taking this photo.

The aliens need to do a better job of securing their perimeter ESPECIALLY AROUND SUCH A VITAL INSTALLATION❗๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️❗๐Ÿคท‍♂️❗

Tidbits:

The 99-Cents Only Store next door to Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant is closing today. Rey, the Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant proprietor, said that Smart & Final Grocery Store will take over the space. Because Smart & Final cannot compete with the Neighborhood Wal-Mart's across the street from their Sonoma Boulevard location.

They wouldn't even let me in!  ๐Ÿ™

So, I just walked 7 doors to the Dollar Tree Store to buy some stuff.

Note:

Since Israel is 10 hours ahead of California, when I post my PESACH 2024 END DATE, it will be around 4:00 a.m. Tuesday, April 30th, in Israel.

If you live in a different country, check the time difference between your own country and California. The time that you come up with will be the estimated time of when I post my PESACH 2024 END DATE.

Here's a friendly warning: It drives home everything that I've written since my post, PASSOVER 2024 START DATE.

And Cine-Man, my old fart ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ proofreader/fact checker, is working overtime to make sure that everything will be A-Okay when I post my PESACH blog entry tomorrow evening. But, knowing him, he'll probably miss a thing or two!  ๐Ÿ˜’  Because he takes too many nap times like Dangerous, Decrepit DOTARD brandon does.  ๐Ÿ˜ด 

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Here are the 24-Hour Le-Cine-Man's Race winners from yesterday's competition:


AND ...

Here are today's winners in the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race.  Drumroll ๐Ÿฅ please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for 
winning in 1st place!
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽŠ
๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
❗❗
๐Ÿพ
Congratulations to Israel for 
winning in 2nd place!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
❗❗
And congrats to China & Russia 
for tying in 3rd place!
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
❗❗

Thanks to all of the nations that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ›ฃ️  ๐ŸŽ️


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