ZINDY, THE SWAMP BOY

I watched this TUBI movie tonight, Wednesday, December 13th, 2023, on my cellphone 🤳, while resting in bed 🛏️ as I am recovering from a Cold & Coughing fits. 🤧

Don't worry though, it's not covid! I test myself everyday in this way: If I can still taste my food and smell my fart 🤢, I'm good. 👌❗👍

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Let's just have the RiffTrax guys take

center stage with this one as I'm

feeling a bit disappointed in

myself because I didn't

achieve yesterday's

& today's goals

on my planned daily walks 🚶‍♂️ since

I'm feeling quite under the weather.

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"Those are my ears," really got me! 😂

"Is there anything wrong with my sleeping naked, Grandpa?" Well, just because it's not originally rated anything doesn't mean that we have to go X on it, I would have said. 😏 Can I be on the RiffTrax team now ...?  🤷‍♂️

"We stopped using 'Spanking the monkey for obvious reasons."' 😉

"Cindy Crawford ...." 😍

"Let's get you some khaki shorts and an Australian accent." 😁

What, 10 already? Where's the birthday 🎂 cake? I would have riffed. Yeah, beat 'em to the punch on that one!  😎

"Michael Jackson would have instantly traded places with either of them." 😄

This is a bad movie made worse by a Stoopid ending!  🙁👎

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TIDBITS:

Just some thoughts ....

Why isn't the quicksand cordoned off in the 1st place? 🤷‍♂️ My Common Sense wants to know. 

Why are there no mosquitoes 🦟🦟🦟?

Why does Zindy sleep with his chimp out in the open where a pissed-off puma is on the prowl?

Why doesn't the puma raid the poultry coop?

Why is there no jaguar in this movie? 

What's a chimpanzee doing in the Amazon Jungle?

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I really wanted to take advantage of All Day Bargain Tuesday, yesterday, at the cinema with these movies in mind: DREAM SCENARIO, TOKYO GODFATHERS and THE BOY AND THE HERON. And I would have, if not for my being sick. 😷

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I had to give it much thought to see if

doing my walk while I'm sick is ever

worth it. I decided that it's for the

best if I take a day off or more 

'til I'm feeling well again. So,

I put the Pedometer

on pause at just

268 steps! 🙁

It looks like the 365 Combo Days is not

attainable to me if I can't keep myself

away from eating at a buffet place

during Cold & Flu season❗ 🤒

But I may still have a chance at reaching

the 60K Steps someday. And once I do

reach 3,950 miles ( 6,357 km ), I'll 

find myself another Pedometer

App that will stay paused for

however many days as will

be necessary, in case

I'll need it to, like

when I get sick

or when I will

need some

surgery

done.

FYI:

RiffTrax was originated by the same team who brought us Mystery Science Theater 3000K ( MST3K ). Once in a while, RiffTrax would have a special Big Screen engagement of a Live Performance. And people DO show up for both the Live Performances and the Big Screen shows! I, myself, have seen some of their Big Screen shows. But I don't really recall 🤔  enjoying any of them with 🥤👴🏼🍿. When I first saw an episode of MST3K, I thought that the hosts were just rude and obnoxious! Then, it dawned on me that that was their whole schtick.

Here's more info on RiffTrax:

https://www.rifftrax.com/

Now, I'm just waiting for my 🥚boiled 🥚eggs🥚 to cool down before I put them in the fridge.

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