MOON MAIDENS

I watched this TUBI movie tonight, Friday, December 15th, 2023, in bed 🛏️ on my cellphone 🤳. It's another one of those "covid lockdown movies" made by bored people with nothing else better to do! I can't wait to see what 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019 & 2018 have to offer. 😁😁😁

At just a running time of 43 minutes,

what have I got to lose other than

the time spent on this that I'll

never ever be able to get

back?  🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Somehow, moon maidens sensed that a planned Orion Deep Space Satellite will someday destroy both Earth and the Moon. And they must do whatever they can to prevent doomsday from happening!

Okay, the dialogues are good enough. And the pacing could use some work. But ... 

Aspirin takes some time to start working on your headache. So, that scene was stupid!

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Fez Hat Shriners mystery guy still uses an old flip phone. I guess that he had to sacrifice some luxuries to be able to afford to pay the bribe!  🤷‍♂️

Fez Hat guy is fat. So, why is his secret hideout an exercise gym?  🤦‍♂️

Carla's husband didn't notice the necklace. I guess that Tom is used to her reminding him, "Hey, my eyes 👀 are up here!"

Why was Tom able to just enter Max & Karen's house without a key?

What happened to the human hosts after the Moon Maidens left Earth?  🤷‍♂️❗🤦‍♂️

SPOILER ALERT:

The reason why this movie is only 43 minutes long is because the old flip phone tipped me off to the possibility that this movie is just a rehashed, sanitized one. Sure enough, a quick google search and the disclaimer at the end of the Ending Credits prove that this is a drastically edited version of a porn movie! But, ehh .... 😕

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The original movie title as shown at the end of the

Ending Credits with the production date of

September 15, MMIX ( 2009 )

Yup, somebody on covid lockdown got so

bored with nothing else to do and just

decided to give this old porn a

Rated R "preferred

pronoun."

But shouldn't the title have been this:

HOUSEWIVES FROM THE MOON,

instead of MOON MAIDENS? 

TIDBITS:

I felt well enough to step out of the house today. I'm feeling warmer, a sure sign that my Cold is fading away. 👍

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I went to pick-up a Christmas card at the local GOIN' POSTAL shop. It was sent to me by my eldest sister, who lives in Michigan, 10 days ago but I was busy with other things AND then I came down with a Cold!

Then, I went to the J&R Gas & Mini Mart to buy some lottery tickets. Some workers are replacing the store's marquee sign.

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I believe that Jimmy, the proprietor, has decided to retire and has transferred ownership of the store and is just around for the transition phase. I will need to ask him about it if I see him again. I wish him well. He has earned it! He worked every day, except on Sundays, from opening 'til closing. He lost his store's liquor license a few years ago. And, to make up for lost sales, he added a Krispy Krunchy Chicken franchise in the store.

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Having such a franchise is what mini marts/liquor stores do when they lose their liquor licenses under the "3 Strikes & You're Out" law. Which is simply asking a cigarette and/or alcohol buyer for proof of age.

As if this wasn't bad enough for him, he lost his beautiful Pinay wife Rose ( I believe that he's Chinese as I don't detect a Pinoy accent in him ) to Cancer just 2 years ago. His son & daughter had to help him with running the store. He's a nice and quiet man. I hope that he gets to relax and enjoy the rest of his Golden Years ❗

Then, I went to the York & Marin Streets Grocery Outlet Bargain Market to buy an Onion, Asparagus, Zucchinis, Lentils, Flaxseeds and frozen Blueberries.

I got home and fixed myself a Kefir Yogurt/Flaxseed/Blueberry/Keto Cereal 🥣 for lunch. 

Then, I did a bit of walking around the park; the 1st walk since Monday. My goal was to just go for about 7,000 steps. 🚶‍♂️I already did 1,778 prior to the walk in the park.

They're almost done with redoing the ⚾ Sports Field ⚽ at the local park. FYI, the pitbull attack happened just 100 yards/meters down the slope from this field.

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Before going back home, I filled 4 water bottles at the drinking fountain. I put the bottles in the kitchen. Then, I went to the Sutter Solano Cancer/Medical Center to finish my walking goal.

This is my 1st walk 🚶‍♂️ since Monday.

I had to separate it into 3 sessions

because I'm still not feeling well

enough. I'll gradually increase

the time and intensity as I

feel better and better.

Obviously, I don't

know how to

count❗

8,270 ≠ 7,000

🙄

Before I forget, Krispy Krunchy Cajun Chicken 🍗 is delicious. 👌😋👍 It's better than Kentucky Fried Chicken these days because KFC hasn't been using Colonel Sanders' Original Recipe since he passed away! 👎

Unfortunately for me, I now have to avoid fried 👉ANYTHING👈 because of health reasons! Since fried foods are highly inflammatory ( bad for blood vessels ) and produce the Cancer-causing chemical, Acrylamide.  🙁

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