DINOSAUR PRISON

I watched this movie at predawn today, Easter 🐇 Sunday 🐣, March 31st, 2024, while in bed 🛏️, via my cellphone's TUBI Streaming App. 

Scene Commentaries:

Why would they wear makeup just to break into a lab facility? I guess that if you can't afford to use Camouflage Face Paint ( CFP ), Maybelline Mascara will have to do! 🤷‍♂️

Safety precautions would suggest that an alarm 🚨 of some sort be activated before opening a huge carnivorous dinosaur's enclosure!  😒

That's quite a long 11-minute intro for such a short movie. ⏳ Enough with the foreplay and get to the quickie!  😜

What, no guard dogs?  What about CCTVs and motion detectors?🤦‍♂️

In a cold, long hallway in the dead of night, echoes will travel further. But no guard heard them arguing with each other Loudly. WTF?!?!?! 

Big animals usually mean Big Poo-poos ❗💩❗💩❗They should have smelled 🤢 something strangely different about the place! 

"The whole site is built to keep anyone getting in or out." Ah, hello ...? Your light is on 💡 but no one's home.  😏

Protocols shmotocols. Stop standing around and get going already! Hmmp, women ....  🙄

So, be quiet! 🤫 I'm trying to watch a movie here!  😠

Top 🎩 hat, bowtie guy, aren't you being too formal to run that joint? And shouldn't your guards be escorting you and your unwanted guests? 🤨

"Even in death there's no escape." Good one! 👍

What do you mean there are no other copies? Don't you have a fax/copy/scanner machine? Every lab these days is equipped with such a thing, you know, Doc. 😒

If you walk with a cane, it might be a good idea to grab hold of the handrail as you walk down the stairs. Just saying .... 😉

These Jurassic monsters must be the type of dinosaurs that the makers of this movie are trying to pitch as "genetically enhanced dinosaur"  variations to the Jurassic Park franchise. But the Big Guy ( no, not the DECREPIT Occupier of the White House ) and the 4 Raptors are pretty much ripped straight out of a Jurassic Park movie scene.  🧐

Dinosaurs, even the genetically engineered ones, would still have prehistoric, primitive brains that are only wired for self-preservation!

Beau, the fire breather, is Le BBQ Chef of the Dinosaur World! He likes his meals well-done!! That makes him millions of years way ahead of the other dinosaurs!!!👌😎👍

You know, since you're being chased by the Big Guy, it might be a good idea to turn off your flashlight!  🔦 But, then again, the Big Guy could just as easily SNIFF you out in the dark❗🤪❗

'See what happens if you don't close the door behind you❓ Didn't your mommy teach you that? 😕

They want to free all of the CARNIVOROUS Dinosaurs to roam around anywhere they please. That's ... kind ... of ... irresponsible ... really.  🤨👎

And Beau & Big Guy will go on a barbecuing rampage across the USA. They can start with Kansas or Texas, the BBQ Capitals, for all I care!  😂 😂 😂

This movie sure laid a Big Egg! 🥚 And just in time for Easter, too! 😏 But, by the time that I will have posted this, it will already have been too late to keep your Brats away from the possible danger of going on an Easter Egg Hunt today. 😁 😁 😁

https://images.app.goo.gl/W6tRS94kBCp9yPBZA

If you ever want to know exactly what

SACRILEGIOUS BLASPHEMY

looks like, this is it❗

"Let's go, brandon"

F. J. B. 🤬

Tidbit:

I decided to have an Easter lunch at Selecta Pilipino Buffet Restaurant today. I wanted to see what they have planned for today's menu.  🤤

Clockwise from top left is HAM,

Salmon, Letson, and

Beef Steak.

The noodle bowl is

Pansit Palabok. 

The soup is called, Papaitan. It's made

with Small Intestines and the

Mesentery. The small

saucer plate has 3 kinds of desserts.

The 1 on the upper left is Puto, the

one on the upper right is

Sapin-Sapin. And the

one at the bottom

is Kutsinta w/

shredded Coconut.

👌😋👍

The Puto can be eaten by itself. Or it can be used to eat with Dinuguan, i.e. Pig's Blood Stew, instead of Rice. Incidentally, Puto is made from Rice.  

I topped everything off with a Banana & slices

of Pineapple and Orange. And this small

bowl of Butter Pecan Ice Cream.

I haven't had ice cream in years since my

T-2 Diabetes diagnosis. It's just for 

today. I don't think that I'll be

able to eat anything else

for the rest of

the day! 

I'm so stuffed right now❗🤭❗

I could only eat half of the

ice cream and half of

each of the native

dessert pastries.

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Here are today's winners of the 24-Hour Le Cine-Man's Race. Drumroll 🥁 please ....

Congratulations to Hong Kong for

winning in 1st place!

🎉🎆🏆🎇🎊

🇭🇰🥇🇭🇰

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🍾

Congratulations to Germany for

winning in 2nd place!

🇩🇪🥈🇩🇪

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Congratulations to USA for

winning in 3rd place!

🇺🇲🥉🇺🇸

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Congratulations to Canada for

winning in 4th place!

🇨🇦🏅🇨🇦

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And congratulations to Israel for

rounding up the top 5!

🇮🇱🎖️🇮🇱

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Thanks to all of the countries that took part in today's 24-Hour Race to the Finish! 

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